The Maids

The maids lied to me. They looked right in my face and said, "I know it looks like the kitchen floor hasn't been mopped, but I think you're going to have to get some bleach in here." All week I've discovered things they did not do, dust they did not wipe, carpet they did not vacuum. There was still toothpaste in my sink and mold in my shower. But they did pick up all the girls' toys. I should have told them not to bother - they'll be all over the place again in less than a day - but I didn't think I had to. I thought that was maids' thing - they don't straighten, they just clean. And I so wanted it clean, especially as a Father's Day present for Shep. Next time, I won't leave the house.

(2011)